Thursday, 1 March 2007

Melbourne Barbie Doll Range

Unfortunately I have no idea who to credit for these, I did try to find out. They were sent to me from a friend in Melbourne.

Stereotypes gone to the dolls!
Unfortunately, my residential history makes me a hybrid of the Armadale, South Yarra and St Kilda dolls.. heavens, what a depressing thought! I added a couple of the others too. You really can't win, they are all equally hideous yet strangely amusing.

South Yarra Barbie
This princess Barbie is sold only in Toorak Road. She comes with an assortment of Prada Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a designer kitchen. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.






Armadale Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.. Included are her own cappucino cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.






St Kilda Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on body parts.








Brunswick Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Point Breeze Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.





Frankston Barbie
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Butler Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

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